September 2011
August 2011
The moment when you're reading in class and there's a word you can't pronounce so you just mumble something and pass it but then that one annoying person stops and corrects you and you're just like:
hey all you niggers
hey all you niggers
HEY ALL YOU NIGGERS WONT YOU LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
My crush acknowledged me at soccer practice
I have double soccer practice today
That annoying moment when you explain something in the most simple way you can and someone asks "What do you mean?"
That moment when you're telling your friends a story about an argument with your mom..
You’re like:
“I was like SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!”
they’re like:
“OMG YOU SAID THATT!!!!??”
You’re like:
” no..but i was thinking it!”
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name*
Do you want anything to drink like juice or something?
how normal teens answer:
how i answer:
Who here pretends to be the singer of the song you're listening to, and you create your very own music video in your head, or you just pretend to sing on stage?
- teacher: wikipedia is not a reliable site!!!!
- me: ┌∩┐(- _ -)┌∩┐
Looking into a security camera
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're a multicultural bastard.
Trying to do homework on your bed
Trying to do homework at your desk
Trying to do homework in the Kitchen.
Every attempt fails.
Dear Mum & Dad,
If you love FC Barcelona, reblog this.
Close to 3 million notes! Barcelona forever!
Everyone thinks that a girl's dream is to find a perfect guy. They are wrong!
Because a girl’s only dream is to eat a lot without getting fat. :))
srsly
IKR
When I'll be a mom, my advice will be this
Mom, he broke my heart:
Mom, I got an F:
Mom, I had a fight with my best friend:
Mom, I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE THIS.
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Forever REBLOG ! :)
I HATE it when the back of my throat itches!!
seriously, like HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SCRATCH THAT?!?!
I hate when I finish reading a really good book. It's kind of like
or fanfiction
That moment when you open the fridge and there's alot of food to choose from.
Mom, you my nigga!!!
Hahahah^
Listening to other girls talk about their boyfriends and their lives, I'm here with my tumblr and my footballer crush.
That awkward moment when you're singing and then you realize someone is listening
When you check for the calories,
” OMG, oh well!”
BUT FOR REAL. GPOY. HAHA “OH WELL”
